From: harry@hhayfield.fsnet.co.uk To: Silicondog Subject: 22nd Century Man : Part 2 "The time is now 08:00 hours on Friday 1st January 2100AD. Welcome to the 22nd century on KFEP 107.5 serving the state of the US Virgin Islands" "Radio off" groaned Simon as the first rays of sunshine shone into his bedroom. He yawned and stretched, rubbed his eyes and groaned. Boy, was that a weird dream he had last night. Simon reckoned he been reading too many science papers and been in the gym too long. He got out of bed and made his way to the bathroom. "Sonic Shower activated" confirmed the computer as ultrasonic waves covered Simon to cleanse the microbacteria off him. "Computer, body analysis" said Simon. He wanted to know where he had got to after his workout before the New Year celebrations. When he heard the numbers, he was stunned. "Weight at sea level 325.21kg, Height 2.10m, Chest measurement 300.19cm, Bicep measurement 126.1cm" Simon's eyes opened wide. "Computer" he said "Activate video mirror" A video screen appeared in front of him and the interference cleared "Holy!" he said, looking at the image. There before him stood the world's most muscular man. He hit a front double bicep pose. The arms came up and bent. The bicep, thick with veins, leapt to attention. Breathing deeply. he brought his arms in front of him and posed the chest. The image blew him away. "Warning: Federal Agents executing emergency entry system" "Mr. Simon Richards? We'd like a word with you!"